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The only thing that could possibly make me cheer for the Yankees

If the Jays don’t pull out some kind of miracle season next year — which, let’s be honest, they won’t — and Bob Elliot is right that that Roy Halladay will follow the path of David Cone and Roger Clemens to New York, then I’m in for one of the shittiest baseball seasons ever in 2010.

I can’t root for the Yankees, but I can’t not root for Doc.

Maybe if the Yanks get Doc they’ll also unload Jeter, A-Roid and Pussada. Then I wouldn’t have to be so conflicted.

Fuck building long-term. Build a winner now so Doc’ll stick around.

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